YEE'S WEDDING! 1st JUNE 2006

Childhood friends - sisters...for 11 years, and finally these girls have grown up, and 1st June 2007 marks SISTERZ' 1st wedding. Ah Yee gave her hand to Joe. Sisters promise to be with you always, Yee...we wish you a lasting and blissful marriage, and a life full of love and hope in the your future days.

I woke up at 5am when the alarm went. I have never been so punctual! Yeah...I'm the first to reach yee's house....cos I remember my job, as allocated by dono-which-HR-member, is to be Yee's personal assistant (PA, and this word kept ringing in my ears the whole of yesterday). Sounds good ya? But, according to one sister, it's call, SAI GANG. hahah...and true enough, it was. The morning started with nana, ade, ling and ada preparing the "suan tian ku la" and all other weird food and drinks for the groom. The intelligent me, Shi and Ping cracked our heads thinking of 10 questions to ask the groom. LAST MIN !! We only had like, 15 min? And that was only 645am, and my mind is still in deep sleep. Nah, still questions like "which side of Yee's face is her mole?" "How does she like her cai tao kway cooked?" "what's her bra size" came out in less than 5 min. pooof...... lousy question eh? I know....cos JOE got it all right! Lucky chap. :P

k...the rest of the morning was spent travelling from Taman Jurong to Hougang den to Ponggol, den back to Jurong again. Tea ceremony...photo taking, eating chatting. Nutting can be compared to taking photos la, sisters love it most. At Joe's house, all of us squeezed into the study room and we turned the room into a studio instantaneously, with all our professional poses and photo-shooting. bahz......there was ONE guy, Jimmy sitting quietly at one corner of the room, looking at the crazy sisters frantically changing positions and poses every other second, and Ade loves her "599". hahahah. duh!!! Mine's 599 too.... soo, what's my duty as a PA? It's to carry big plastic bags of dono-wad to and fro, actually, I wonder if one of those many bags happened to belong to other people, who conveniently asked me to longbang, since I am the P--A---. oh, so now do you realise why the photos are ALLLL sisters, instead of the Wedding Event??? :P

Alright, had caught some sleep in the noon, before dolling up again for the second half. The banquet was held at Hilltop Garden Ballroom and Civil Service Club. Willie picked Ling, Ade and me up, and I had a terrible experience with my silicon bra, a.k.a chicken breast. I have learnt that we have to BINGO (i.e. put it on right for the first time. NO MISTAKE ALLOWED) if you don wan your chicken breast to slip. Oh, how I hate it. So, the car ride was hilarious, with me showing Ade my armpit, asking if there is HAIR. hahahah....totally irritating. And, th rest of the time, discussing about the chicken breast (ADE named it!). Damn, and Ade told her me nipple sticker is also made of silicon and is in the shape of A FLOWER! and i asked to see it. :( ok, enough of this censored talk.

Anyways, dinner was fun...but stressful. I had to keep my eyes on the bride, since I have to "take action" every time she stands up. COS, it means, I've got to go to the bridal room to do her hair, touch up, and help in her gown. and, i wonder WHY the second march-in had to be THAT time, and I had to leave when shark's fin was served. And experience ppl know that the bride's table will be served first right, so Yee finished her shark's fin BEFORE MINE WAS EVEN SERVED! So, now, i can't remember how my shark's fin tasted...cos I gobbled down the entire bowl in less than 2 min. and SOME VERY CLEVER GUY pass me the soya sauce instead of vinegar. THANK YOU. never mind.

Ade was a real entertainer. She performed the male and female parts of "ni zui zhen gui" and the whole table went crazy. Ping video-ed it down, and one day I shall post it!!! :) ooo...and ADE and NANA were the emcees for the night, and I must say they did a great job! Ade's mandarin is soooooooooo sexy la. darn...the more she tries to be serious, the funnier it gets. The night ended with more photo-taking. I'm glad things went smoothly, and each sister played her part well. We did all these for our beloved Yee...and again, Yee, WE LOVE U! and happy ever after.......